{"id":12421,"date":"2025-01-20T11:33:56","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T10:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/?p=12421"},"modified":"2025-01-20T11:33:56","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T10:33:56","slug":"das-wird-donald-trump-am-heutigen-20-januar-vermutlich-tun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/?p=12421","title":{"rendered":"Das wird Donald Trump am heutigen 20. Januar vermutlich tun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aufstehen, pullern, Z\u00e4hne putzen, seufzen, rumlaufen, sich hinsetzen, irgendwas trinken und essen, in den Spiegel gucken, nochmal seufzen, pupsen (wenn er sich alleine w\u00e4hnt), was anziehn, was wieder ausziehn und was anderes anziehn, mit einem Auto fahren, winken, husten, sich verstohlen im Gesicht kratzen, l\u00e4cheln (beziehungsweise grinsen, je nachdem), reden, laufen, stehen, liegen, ein gro\u00dfes Gesch\u00e4ft machen (auf dem Klo), einen Witz missverstehen (das k\u00f6nnte ich mir zumindest sehr gut vorstellen), g\u00e4hnen, was unterschreiben.<\/p>\n<p>Tipp f\u00fcr heute: Alles genauestens beobachten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aufstehen, pullern, Z\u00e4hne putzen, seufzen, rumlaufen, sich hinsetzen, irgendwas trinken und essen, in den Spiegel gucken, nochmal seufzen, pupsen (wenn er sich alleine w\u00e4hnt), was anziehn, was wieder ausziehn und was anderes anziehn, mit einem Auto fahren, winken, husten, sich verstohlen im Gesicht kratzen, l\u00e4cheln (beziehungsweise grinsen, je nachdem), reden, laufen, stehen, liegen, ein gro\u00dfes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12422,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12421\/revisions\/12422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahne-international.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}